thingsmy6yearoldsays

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I’m still a married father with two daughters and one son. When I started this blog my youngest daughter was 4yrs old. She is now 6 with even more to say. We're all characters in my family, but my 6 year old daughter is the biggest. She's what we refer to as someone who has been here before. That simply refers to the things she says. Although, she's only 6 years old she sometimes speaks as if she's 26. By the way, she started talking at 6 months old. I know, she's just a baby, but she's got to be the most entertaining child. If you don't believe me just take a peek at the Things My 6 Year Old Says.

 
 
May 22 2012
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"Dad, let me know if you’re going to leave mommy because I have this lady for you."
Well it turns out the lady she has in mind for me has five little girls that she could play with everyday. So I guess in her mind its a win-win for her and her sister. Somehow, I’m just a pawn in all of this. And as for my wife…her mother, whom she says she still loves will still remain in the family, but she’s reduced to her auntie.
 
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May 21 2012
2
"Mom, you’re yourself and he’s himself. You don’t have to ask his opinion…you’re adults."

She overheard her mother asking me what I thought about a new dress she bought for herself.

May 21, 2012

 
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Apr 30 2012
3
"I say a lot of things I don’t mean."
April 30, 2012
 
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Apr 29 2012
"I’m living with a man. Do you know what that feels like?"

I later found out that she was trying to point out that I am the only male in the household and she feels sorry for me. Hey, I’ll take it!

April 29, 2012

 
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Apr 29 2012
1
"Candy? I’m living the dream!"
April 29, 2012
 
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Oct 26 2011
1
"Mom, you’re challenging."
Her mother was just trying to corrected her after she mispronounced a word.
 
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Aug 22 2011
2
"That’s not going to happen."
She asked her mom, “What do you dream about?” Her mother said, “Losing weight.”
 
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Jul 28 2011
"Last night I cried in my head because I had a bad dream."
 July 28, 2011
 
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Jun 29 2011
2
"Dad, my donkey is itching me. You know, my donkey is my back, right?"

You have no idea how relieved I was to hear her definition.

June 28, 2011

 
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Jun 11 2011
3
"Her Mother Said: I’m going to tell all your friends in your class that you suck your thumb. She Said: I’m going to tell everyone that you’re wearing a wig."

Her mom didn’t laugh, but I secretly gave my little one a wink and the nod of approval.

June 11, 2011

 
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